Jun 04
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It’s a paradox of galactic proportions: from the midst of black holes, born of collapsed stars and known for their intense matter- and light-trapping gravity, astronomers have long detected massive jets of hot, ionized gas — known as blazars — shooting out at nearly the speed of light. (via A Cosmic Mystery, with Music | BU Today)

It’s a paradox of galactic proportions: from the midst of black holes, born of collapsed stars and known for their intense matter- and light-trapping gravity, astronomers have long detected massive jets of hot, ionized gas — known as blazars — shooting out at nearly the speed of light. (via A Cosmic Mystery, with Music | BU Today)

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Blazar, relying on experience in the absence of direct knowledge of Ortiz’s injury, said that in general, this kind of injury is not something that significantly affects the motion of the wrist.
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[…] Stop! Enough. I don’t want to waste my time reviewing the rest of this. Steve Holmes has written me emails in the past and explains that he only chokes the girls because he ‘Loves them.’ As I said in other reviews, this is so stupid and so dangerous. We are heading for a major disaster on a set someday and there is no way I want to be associated with it.
— Den of CAVR Revier (pornomane & gentiluomo!)
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What’s up with the choking, slapping, spitting, and rough sex in some porn releases? And, those oral sex gaggings! What’s sensuous about it? What’s sexy about it? What message might some viewers, especially guys, possibly/wrongly assume from seeing such aberrations in adult films and mistakenly rationalize it as normal or ok, and later try to copycat it into their own sexual relationships? Now, I admit that I’ve heard lots of women on sets and in the swinging world comment about the joy and pleasure they get from being ‘taken,’ or ‘dominated,’ or made to ‘subordinate’ themselves to the pleasures of their guy; I respect their choices and right to participate in such sexual practices, but I sometimes wonder if perhaps some of these ladies think (or were pushed to think?) that they truly enjoy handing over sexual control, when unfortunately some of them might possibly suffer from low self-esteem or some other disorder, or from a persistence from a husband/boyfriend who’s seen such acts in some adult films and has pushed them into it. […] I’m worried, […] that companies highlighting such ‘rough’ behaviors see enough patronage sales that they will continue putting out such content, possibly ‘raising’ new viewers to expect their future sexual partners to welcome the fantasy depicted on film. Male teens growing into manhood and viewing such acts possibly don’t easily realize that what they view on their screens are actors/actresses and consenting adults ‘acting’ and depicting fantasy, not normal reality! […] If I personally could wave a magic wand, it would be for all adult video producers to cease depicting the aforementioned. As a viewer, I want to see sexy couplings that sexually turn me on, not unrealistic physical acts of an almost-violent nature that disgust me, as it probably also does to many other viewers and potential customers. […] I think our right to free speech also encompasses a responsibility on our part to foster good, respectful, and proper behaviors. Just like it’s wrong to falsely scream ‘fire’ in a crowded theater, I feel that it’s wrong to portray sexually aberrant depictions as anything but abnormal fantasy - not reality!
Dave Cummings -pornomane & gentiluomo- in risposta a Den
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Dio bono, sono solo foto di sederi messe lì alla peggio per farsi due risate, cazzo! Manco avessi postato una foto di Borghezio che fa sesso con un prosciutto disossato. bah!
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Welcome to Pooch Island. (via who killed bambi? » Michael Pucciarelli)

Welcome to Pooch Island. (via who killed bambi? » Michael Pucciarelli)

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Chuck Norris usa il triangolo delle bermuda per aggiustarsi le palle da biliardo.
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Daniil had overheard his boss barking at a junior developer that they needed the feature in two days – testing, review, standard processes be damned. “Done” had a higher priority than “working.” Any objections raised by the developers were met with the same reaction you’d get from a dog after explaining the Pythagorean Theorem – blank, drooling faces. […] After running some numbers, Daniil discovered that the amount of lost commissions, sales, and trades outweighed the cost of testing and fixing the change over ten-fold. Mentioning this to his boss, it was promptly ignored. “Is the fix in production yet? What are you waiting for?! Deploy! Deploy!
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dariosalvelli: BENVENUTI NEL PAESE DELLA MONNEZZA di Ascanio Celestini durante la manifestazione in quel di Chiaiano.

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Ci sono i politici che dicono cose sensate, ci sono i politici che dicono platelali cazzate, ci sono i politici che non si capisce cosa dicano perché sono troppo colti e quelli che non si capisce cosa dicano perché sono troppo ignoranti e poi c’è Frattini, l’unico politico che quando risponde ad una domanda adotta la tecnica classica di quando, non sapendo la risposta, si ripete lentamente la domanda ricevuta, magari aggettivandola e avverbiandola un po’, indorando il tutto con una spruzzata di probabilismo, per poter eventualmente rettificare.
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hardcorejudas, adamo, atuna: essendo l’anniversario di morte kafkiana…

hardcorejudas, adamo, atuna: essendo l’anniversario di morte kafkiana…

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“È nato un nuovo drinkouz molto frescouz. Con maltouz e aromi di fruttouz, zucchero pocouz, gust intensouz. Capito qual è? Esattouz: Fayrouz.” La precisa trascrizione di un sms pubblicitario che mi è appena arrivato dalla TIM. A parte che non ho la minima idea di che diavolo voglia dire/sia, mi pare ovvio che la fine del mondo si stia avvicinando ad ampie falcate. Anzi: falcatouz.
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kekkoz:

Steven Seagal is Cockpuncher.
“I don’t think you have the balls” (The Onion Movie)

Esilarante!

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Ho cancellato il mio account su Twitter. Ho subito sentito il bisogno di twittare “ho cancellato il mio account su Twitter.” Non si può.
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dimples by ~mgeorge1 (via dimples by ~mgeorge1 on deviantART)

dimples by ~mgeorge1 (via dimples by ~mgeorge1 on deviantART)