Sep 20
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[You’re not stupid, Karen.] No, I am actually. I’m failing almost everything! [Well… there must be something you’re good at.] I can stick my whole fist in my mouth! Wanna see? [No no no… Anything else?] Well… I’m kinda psychic. I have a fifth sense. [What do you mean?] It’s like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it’s going to rain. [Really? That’s amazing.] Well… they can tell, when it’s raining.
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