Jun 12
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“ Lanterne rosse: impazzisce. La trovano che gira per casa vestita come Britney Spears in Baby One More Time.
— Spoilerin’
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Nov 01
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“ La maionese impazzisce per Chuck Norris.
— ROUNDHOUSE KICKS
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Nov 11
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“ It struck me as somewhat unjust that I, a mesmerist of indubitable talent, should be confined and humiliated in a straitjacket, while over in Germany another great mesmerist, Herr Hitler, was not only at large but was being saluted and cheered by huge crowds.
— Caspar, the hero of ”Exquisite Corpse,” a novel by the British author Robert Irwin, via Surrealer Than Real
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“ Well, if you stood the pair of us [me and my fictional alter-ego, Sam Edwine] side by side and told him to shut the fuck up, you couldn’t tell us apart. His is the higher native intelligence, while I behave better. […] I did, once, however, like Sam Edwine, pass around pirated mimeographs of The Anarchist Cookbook to an excitable bunch of grad students in Red China, resulting in at least one of them being shot in the back of the head point-blank in a public execution. But Sam cackled about it, and I feel like a horrible shit. I never ate way too many psilocybin mushrooms in the Oaxacan jungle, stumbled on a man dying in the road, and failed to remember my Spanish grammar, because, unlike Sam Edwine, I never had any Spanish grammar in the first place. In fact, he speaks a lot more languages than I do. But I write better — otherwise he’d be answering this question about me instead of vice-versa.
— Tom Bradley, perché una citazione ci voleva!
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