Aug 06
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“ The moral of ‘The Three Bears,’ for instance, is “Never break into someone else’s house.” The moral of ‘Snow White’ is “Never eat apples.” The moral of World War One is “Never assassinate Archduke Ferdinand.”
— Lemony Snicket via Schadenfreude
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Aug 25
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“ Assumptions are dangerous things to make, and like all dangerous things to make -bombs for instance, or strawberry shortcake- if you make even the tiniest mistake you can find yourself in terrible trouble. Making assumptions simply means believing things are a certain way with little or no evidence that shows you are correct, and you can see how this can lead to terrible trouble. For instance, one morning you might wake up and make the assumption that your bed was in the same place that it always was, even though you would have no real evidence that this was so. But when you got out of your bed, you might discover that it has floated out to sea, and now you would be in terrible trouble all because of the incorrect assumption that you’d made. You can see that it is better not to make too many assumptions, particularly in the morning.
— Lemony Snicket via Schadenfreude che […]
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Aug 28
21:33:35.856 ▶▶ Permalink
“ Anche io avevo optato per la soluzione non pensarci proprio… Inutile dire che è come fare le seghe ai grilli, indi per cui ho cercato di ricostruire il tutto tenendo bene d’occhio quelle cose che sono un po’ il punto fisso su cui ricostruire quel mio ego stronzo di un tempo così ferito, e che dovrebbero essere un po’ i caposaldi della vita di tutti per un’esistenza felice, ovvero: la musica di Aurelio Voltaire Hernández, la misantropia, Carlos Spencer, Anna Bessonova, i libri di Lemony Snicket, le SQL injection, le girelle dopo le 23 e il Tegretol.
— Schad[giurofunzionadavvero]freude (minimamentadattato)
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