Apr 20
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“ Bertrando Arlazzi era così sfortunato che, non appena disse che gli restavano solo gli occhi per piangere, fu accecato da un fulmine che lo raggiunse dentro casa attraverso la porta che la moglie aveva lasciato aperta per andarsene col suo migliore amico, l’unico che aveva, l’unico che aveva mai avuto, quello di cui era da sempre segretamente innamorato.
— aitanblog via pensierispettinati
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Jun 10
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Corrado Guzzanti - Poeta Robertetti (via amapola82, HariSeldon)

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Jul 08
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“ The GUI… oh god, the GUI… It had one consistent feature across all windows — two (apparently randomly selected) retina-burningly bright colors applied as a gradient background. The top of the window would be, perhaps, the color yellow that you can only see by staring directly at the sun, and it would fade gradually into the color red that you could only see if your eyes were literally on fire. The developer must have realized that these backgrounds would be pretty distracting, and that the welder’s mask required to view the application made it hard to see the buttons. So the buttons were assigned even brighter colors, and to make them stand out even further, they’d blink. Each screen in the app had two to seven flashing, often unlabeled buttons with no tooltips.
— The Daily WTF
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Aug 29
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eyeless (via fishing guilligan)

eyeless (via fishing guilligan)

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Oct 05
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Michael Tschernjajew (via a flower a day)

Michael Tschernjajew (via a flower a day)

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Oct 21
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vibrisse, mong, urone Seconda foto gattara gattara del giorno… Ma con degli occhi così, come ci si poteva astenere dal ribloggare?

vibrisse, mong, urone

Seconda foto gattara gattara del giorno… Ma con degli occhi così, come ci si poteva astenere dal ribloggare?

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karma, szymon: for cyclops only :) Si parlava di occhi…

karma, szymon: for cyclops only :)

Si parlava di occhi…

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Oct 23
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“ Scherzi? Non ho visto il seguito. [Del film in cui quel manzone calvo in costume adamitico di Vin Diesel interpretava il tamarro spaziale con gli occhi azzurri]. Ma vedendo Pitch Black ho dovuto cambiare le mutande tre volte. Lo ribattezzerei Bitch Black.
— Twitter / hardcorejudas
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Nov 10
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If you want a weirder mask or a costume, you’d have to ask aliens to make it. […] Don’t have a mask? Go around with some fish! (via Dark Roasted Blend: Wicked Wearable Sculptures, slightly adapted)

If you want a weirder mask or a costume, you’d have to ask aliens to make it. […] Don’t have a mask? Go around with some fish! (via Dark Roasted Blend: Wicked Wearable Sculptures, slightly adapted)

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Nov 26
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“ Se guardi Chuck Norris in foto e ha gli occhi rossi, significa che sta per incenerirti con lo sguardo.
— ROUNDHOUSE KICKS
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